I Kept My Daughter Off The Pole And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt astronomy In the first 30 years

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The only t-shirt in history to defeat the NSA

But it's rare when a person does so and doesn't come out the other end somewhat altered

I Kept My Daughter Off The Pole And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt astronomy In the first 30 yearsFather of the Century? Maybe not. But when it comes down to some crucial fatherly duties there's one thing you can hang your hat on. I kept my daughter off the poll and all I got was this lousy t shirt. 100% combed and ring spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz (142 g m2) Shoulder to shoulder taping Side seamed Size guide XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 Width (inches) 16 18 20 22 24 26 28