Invest in America Buy a Congressman Long Sleeve Tee Wise Men SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH

SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) S 18 26 34-37 M 20 27 38-41 L 21 5/8 28 42-45 XL 23 5/8 29 46-49 2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

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Invest in America Buy a Congressman Long Sleeve Tee Wise Men SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTHWashingtons favorite investment strategy finally gets the merch it deserves. This long sleeve tee celebrates the only truly bipartisan program in American history: selling the country to the highest bidder. Our two patriotic mascots are dressed to impress, showered in donor cash, and ready to pass whatever bill their sponsors slide across the table. Soft as a lobbyists handshake. Honest as C SPAN on mute. A perfect shirt for anyone who prefers their